What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
09.06.2025 04:55

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Have you experimented with bestiality?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
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Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Sure.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : I don't drink
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Tea ?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
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He : I'm 24.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : No
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
He : Then let's have some coffee
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : Thank you.
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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!